America, the beautiful: Doing the Chicken Tonight dance together since 1990.
Misguided Youth
Who, exactly: This posse at top is clearly up to no good...wearing their backwards caps and using their boom-boxes as bongo drums, flagrantly disregarding a boom-box's original use. The hooligans at bottom deign to dance on a roof.
Why: Because they are growing boys.
People With Briefcases
Who, exactly: Professionals who are very good at Windows 95.
Why: Because they must feed their misguided youth children.
People in the Same Room as People With Briefcases
Who, exactly: Whomever is in the right place at the right time.
Why:This cleaning woman knew the moment she saw this briefcase-wielding man that CHICKEN!!!!!
Government Employees
Who, exactly: Police men, postal workers.
Why: America.
