Toy Fair is a giant trade show that debuts the latest new toys for 2013. The only criteria of judgement here is, “Is it cool?”
A Game Where You Pull Sticky Boogers Out of a Guy's Nose
The premise of Gooey Louie is that he's a man with a bad sinus infection and no body. You take turns pulling stick rubber booger strands out of his nose until someone pulls the unlucky booger that pops open his head, and his spring-loaded brain shoots out. Kids LOVE gross stuff and surprises — I can't imagine a kid alive who wouldn't go nuts for this game.
Jango Fett in an Ugly Christmas Sweater
Lego's Star Wars Christmas 2013 collection includes Jango in a festive holiday sweater. You have to feel sorry for poor Jango, trapped in an ugly Christmas sweater someone else made him wear.
Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
This would be an optimal Lego piece to own because it would give you an excuse to do your best Krang voice all the time. You do have a Krang voice, right?
Beatrix Potter Tea Set
Even as a grown person, this cutesy tea set helps an unexplainable grasp over me. Peter Rabbit! Tiny tea cups! Who can argue with that? Only downside is that it was pretty pricey at $80.
