Psychological disorders. Failed attempts at greatness. Unplanned pregnancies. This chick has issues.
Extremely Hungry Barbie
Back story: After reading the New York Times best-selling diet book, Don't Eat!, Barbie begins a slippery slope into a dangerous world of dieting. That Barbie has body issues has always been a given, it's just that now with the 1965 Slumber Party Barbie, we can see where it all began.
Worse yet: "Slumber Party" would imply she wasn't doing this alone, but with friends.
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Knocked-Up Midge
Back story: It's happened a million times before. Things get all hot and heavy and neither of you have protection, but you're all, fuck it. Well guess what, people: dolls can get pregnant, too. It happened to Barbie's friend Midge.
Worse yet: When you're a pregnant doll you pretty much stay pregnant. Forever.
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Bad At Math Barbie
Back story: One of the handful of phrases Teen Talk Barbie could say was, "Math class is tough!" proving the age-old stereotype that blondes are in fact the dumbest people on earth.
Worse yet: The other thing she liked to say was "Do you have a crush on anyone?" People got really tired of answering this question.
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Burger Flipping Barbie
Back story: Otherwise known as Minimum Wage Barbie. After failing 9th grade algebra twelve times, Barbie drops out of high school. Barbie's friend said her cousin Chad is the nightshift manager at McD's, so he manages to get Barbie a part-time job working the grill. She eventually moves up to cashier.
Worse yet: See #2, Extremely Hungry Barbie.
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