Because the internet doesn't have to be as scary as 20/20 makes it seem.
Someone you think is kind of cute will start to poke/message/make virtual eyes that suggest they might be interested.
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And then they'll ask you out on a date. You were totally right, as usual.
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So go ahead and tell your friends the good news: You're winning at life.
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And even though they might say something like...
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