I can't watch this movie any more. I JUST CAN'T.
Ryan Gosling will never seek you out at an old-timey fair.
He will never pick you out of a crowd and woo you in his darling little newsboy cap. And you would never, EVER reject him.
Ryan Gosling will never risk his delicate, beautiful life by hanging from a ferris wheel just to speak to you.
THIS WAS DANGEROUS...
