18 Pickup Techniques We Can Learn From Statues

You know who is really good at getting action? Statues. You know who's not? You. Here are some pointers.

Set yourself up for success.

Set yourself up for success.

You miss 100% of the targets you don't aim for. If you want to get anywhere in the dating world, you've gotta make yourself available. Try standing completely still with your arms out in front of you some time. You never know what might happen.

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Disguise your advances.

Disguise your advances.

Coming on too strong is always going to seem desperate. Instead, act as though you're doing something else, like framing a really spectacular photograph. If someone happens to be in your way, make first contact by gently escorting them out of the shot. Boom. You just touched a boob/moob.

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Act with confidence.

Act with confidence.

There's a latin proverb that says "fortune favours the bold" and it holds true in the dating world as well. Confidence is a very attractive feature in a statue or a person. Even less attractive statues have a ton of success when they're sculpted with confidence.

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Use kids or animals to start a conversation.

Use kids or animals to start a conversation.

A cute kid or adorable puppy can go a long way when it comes to making first contact. There's something about kids and animals really lowers peoples' defenses. Be careful with this technique, though. You may end up attracting some pretty unsavory people.

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