Their fate is in your hands. Please, let them keep a shred of dignity.
Babies should not be used to hit on people.
Especially in Comic Sans.
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Or to make fun of others.
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Don't call attention to your baby's bodily functions.
They're BABIES; that's what they're SUPPOSED TO DO. (In fact, that's what humans are supposed to do.) Bonus pro-tip: don't use your baby to promote/ denounce Apple products. For all you know, they'll grow up to truly value PCs.
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Cool, 1993.
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