Based on the following facts (and years of residency), we can attest that there's just no way this place actually exists.
Live Free Or Die
New Hampshire's state motto is without a doubt one of the most well known of the fifty states, and for good reason. It represents the American spirit and stems from a dying revolutionary soldier from the Granite state. Also because it's the most aggressive motto for anything ever. What other state has a Bruce Willis movie title referencing its motto. None.
Vermin Supreme
Most people often talk of their state's go on about their cuckoo politicians. New Hampshire takes the cake. While other state's politicians are having affairs and commiting fraud, ours are trying to pass mandatory teeth brushing legislature and zombie-based energy plans. Our star political figure is Vermin Supreme of the Free Pony party who ran in the 2008 NH Republican Primary.
Dixville Notch
While it is common knowledge that New Hampshire starts the election season, Dixville Notch is even more eager. At Midnight on election day, polls open in Dixville Notch at midnight and proceed to close one minute later. The total population of Dixville Notch is 12 and is not even considered a town, but referred to as an unincorporated village. It is also named DIXVILLE NOTCH.
Binx the Goat
On January 20th, 2010, New Hampshire lost one of the greats. Binx the Goat. Despite having no redeemable qualities than being a goat, In his life, Binx managed to rub hooves with countless politicians on the campaign trail, remaining his humble self the whole time. Obituaries for Binx ran on the front page of several New Hampshire publications. Several. But don't you worry, there's a new goat.
