Whoever names nail polish shades is sending out a serious cry for help.
Plenty Of Fish In The Sea
This shade reminds you that you'll find someone else. Only a modest percentage of people die alone. Probably. There are no statistics to back that up.
Keep Up The Flame
If you have to be told to "keep up the flame" you're in one of three terrible scenarios:
1. Your camp fire is about to die down before everyone's had a chance to make a s'more.
2. Your camp fire is about to die down leaving your party at risk to die of exposure in these icy cold temps.
3. You're in a loveless marriage.
Jaded
If life has you jaded, not even this jaunty shade of green can fix it. Not even reminiscing about the 2001 Super Bowl Halftime Show where Aerosmith sang "Jaded" alongside 'NSync can fix it.
Jail Bait
She grew up too fast, but she had to get out of this town any way she could, at any cost... :(
One hell of a manicure though.
