The Super Bowl halftime show is ostensibly something the whole family can enjoy, and yet it's so consistently, totally weird.
We'll kick it off with the earliest chronologically: In 1991, New Kids on the Block let the little children come to them. Hey, kids.
From Super Bowl XXV
In 2001, Ben Stiller pretended to be halftime coordinator Timothy Swackhammer during a weird introductory skit —
— where Adam Sandler danced like this and told NSYNC they were forgetting "the streets." Neither man ever worked again.
From Super Bowl XXXV
Gwen Stefani belly-danced while Sting sang "Message in a Bottle" in 2003, which is like moshing to smooth jazz.
