Including a $550 cat hamster wheel (pictured) and “Dude Wipes.” Via the excellent The Worst Things For Sale .
It's a pencil shaped like a shell. It costs $57. You get crap all over your fingers. It costs $57.
The Toy Go Round Exercise Wheel costs $550.
If you have a cat, you know that this is the most useless thing ever invented.
Remember: this video is the best demonstration they could come up with.
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The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.
This actually would cost you time, I believe.