Amazing.
Former baseball player, steroid aficionado, and Twitter crazy person Jose Canseco shared his new year's resolutions with the world.
"Okay. This one's pretty good. Normal even. Maybe this won't be as fun as I thought it would be."
"Damn. This one's normal too. How are they not crazy? Maybe I won't even post these."
"Okay. this is a little better. Definitely worded in an insane way, but maybe that's just crazy talk for: 'Do more charity.'"
