We all jumped to conclusions on this one.

Everyone's been talking like Lance Armstrong used drugs, but...

Turns out he just wanted to spice up his interior decor and maybe save his wood floors from a bit of wear and tear. Classic media blunder.

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LINK: Of course all reports actually point to Lance confessing to doping in his interview with Oprah. Here's a timeline of Lance's doping-allegation-heavy career.

It Turns Out Lance Armstrong Is Totally Innocent