America Needs A Death Star

Last week, the White House crushed our dreams of inter-galactic dominance by denying a petition for the construction of a Death Star. However, the question remains: “What if America had access to a Death Star throughout our proud history?”

General Washington would have had greater negotiating power with the British.

General Washington would have had greater negotiating power with the British.

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The glorious battles of the Civil War would become more glorious.

The glorious battles of the Civil War would become more glorious.

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Spain would have thought twice before starting the Spanish/ American War.

Spain would have thought twice before starting the Spanish/ American War.

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America would have been more intimidating during World War I.

America would have been more intimidating during World War I.

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