Can the 113th U.S. congress win back the hearts of America? Probably not, but here's how our lawmakers can become a little more popular than head lice.
Step 1: Have a cup of coffee and repeat these words.
Step 2: Actually, skip the coffee. You've got a lot of work ahead of you.
Source: senatecharts
Step 3: Put on your thinking cap.
Step 4: Don't let the polls get you down.
