If you've reached this point in your relationship, you no longer have a relationship.

Coupons For My Lover is a website that allows you to create coupons to give to your significant other to pretend you don't think about other people while having sex spice up your romance.

As you probably know, we're in the middle of the NFL playoffs so men are all, "I can't watch sports and also have a healthy relationship, because I'm basically an ape." And women are all, "He's not paying attention to me! If only there was some website that let me show him I'd be willing to give him a begrudging blowie if he pretended to listen to my problems."

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