You'll never have a dull drinking experience again!
If you can, start practicing at an offensively young age.
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But if you're starting later in life, fill a baby bottle with beer to help you catch up with the toddler group.
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Practice licking often, and not just with beer bottles!
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Try lapping at a comically large bottle of wine.
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