All of the stuff that happened to me. Paris Hilton & Lil Jon included, obv.
If you want a lot of attention at Sundance, you should wear shorts and carry around a Frappuccino.
The temperature doesn't get out of the mid-20s all day.
Former President Lincoln is apparently a big Chris Brown fan.
For who knows what reason, Chris Brown was at Sundance. Some dude dressed as Abe Lincoln followed his car up Main Street for also who knows what reason.
The buses take you everywhere, but they are confusing and a nightmare.
There are Jewish people in Utah.
The theaters you watch movies at during Sundance are around town in various builings.
One is in the high school.
One is in a crappy hotel.
One is in the Marriott.
One is a real theater on Main Street.
And one is in a Jewish temple.
