Butt hats, translucent crotches, and scary ski masks are apparently the hot trends for fall.
Any good men's fashion week has to catwalk a delicate balance between the sublime and the ridiculous. (After all, thirty-plus runways worth of pinstripe suits won't keep the fashion pack entertained, and who wants to deal with a grumpy Anna Dello Russo?) Unfortunately, that whole concept often gets lost in translation on its designer trek around Europe — with all too often the sublime (read: male models' bodies) awkwardly thrown up against the ridiculous (read: the clothes) and left around to see what arbitrary eyesores stick. Milan's menswear designers were valiant in their quest to make otherwise objectively hot guys look kind of odd, and clearly uncomfortable. 'Enjoy' a selection of the most egregrious style trolling below:
Technicolor Dream Coats
At Etro. And by dream, I mean nightmare.
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And by nightmare I mean Freddy Krueger end this now I don't want to live anymore in your sick, sick color-clashing visions.
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Bonus Etro fug: these shoes
Because when a cluster of soggy Ugg boots are in a corner together giggling and pointing at you like they're Mean Girls and you're talking rapturously about how great it was when Regina punched you, you're in a bad state.
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