People are always talking about, like, yarn and tuna and catnip or whatever, but these are the things that cats REALLY care about.
C-3PO
Cats can't get enough of C-3PO. They particularly enjoy his quirky British accent, his dedication to protocol, and his willingness to run away in the face of certain danger. C-3PO is a cat's spirit animal.
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Playing video games with their eyes closed.
Cats feel that a true gamer appreciates experience over achievement, and there is no experience more rewarding than just being asleep in the first place.
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Balloons
A balloon, for a cat, is the most powerful symbol of what they could be if they were rounder and floatier — a state of being that is often thought to be their only true ambition beyond negotiating a recurring second dinner.
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Falling asleep on the job.
Falling asleep on the job serves two purposes for a cat: It involves falling asleep, which is an end in itself, and it is an essential play in the significant lowering of expectations that is the lynchpin of any serious cat's long-term political strategy.
Source: cutestpaw.com
