Never. Moving. AGAIN.
The apartment search. Why is everyone on Craigslist looking for a submissive female roommate?
The apartments that look great in the ads...
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...But look like THIS when you get there:
Poop stains on the light switch?! Franzia strewn EVERYWHERE? A BOX OF WOODEN DILDOS? Oh, the trauma.
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The real estate agents you work with all have convincing ads like this:
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