These are all real petitions curently on file with the White House and created by citizens like you!
The right to petition your government is guaranteed by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. To bring this practice into the 22nd century, the Administration started the "We the People" section of Whitehouse.gov. Now, anyone can petition the White House for anything and if a petition gets 25,000 electronic signatures the White House will review it, ensure it's sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue an official response.
Get money back from the Birthers.
"Mandate the AG to seek sanctions, costs, and attorneys' fees to recover taxpayer funds used to defend birther lawsuits."
Source: petitions.whitehouse.gov / via: fitsnews.com
Give us your alien technology!
"Publicly admit and disclose all information about extra-terrestrial beings, our true history, and peaceful technologies."
Source: petitions.whitehouse.gov / via: game-insider.com
Issue postage stamps that depict & promote breastfeeding.
"The USPS & Citizens' Stamp Advisory Committee have a history of raising social awareness through the US stamp program. This worthy tradition of promoting positive social changes can be harnessed in support of breastfeeding as it is a very worthy issue to support and promote!"
Source: petitions.whitehouse.gov / via: time.com