Nobody cares about your one month anniversary. NOBODY. CARES.
They start WAY too early with their smothering love.
GIRL, you are THIRTEEN. SIT DOWN.
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And they usually have absolutely no idea what's going on.
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They commemorate every mundane moment with cheesy displays of affection.
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