Drunk people . Giant ears of corn. A musical hiccup medley. Need we say more?

Behold, "Cocktails for Two," by Spike Jones and His City Slickers.

Not to be missed:
- 0:56: Yackity, yackity!
- 1:31: Giant cognac glasses. Want those.
- 1:38: Musical hiccups. Precursor to beatboxing.
- 2:01: Giant ears of corn. Best drunk food ever?
- 2:22: Drunks in drag. Or what happens when three hipsters get crazy in the women's section of the Salvation Army.