Some days, all you can bear to do is drink. Warning: Not recommended as an actual daily routine.
Ugh, waking up. You can already tell it's going to be one of those hopeless days.
You know, where you need to start drinking immediately.
Source: theferalirishman.blogspot.com
Stumble into the shower, swig some Shampbooze.
Available on Amazon.
Source: incrediblethings.com
Time to get dressed. Is this belt buckle too conspicuous?
Available on Amazon.
Source: thegreenhead.com
What about this WineRack Bra?
Available at Urban Outfitters.
Source: urbanoutfitters.com