Even though the movies will tell you they do, trust us when we say that they don't.
The selfless artist who just wants you to live your dreams and when the boat you're on sinks in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean he lets go of the board. (Even though there was totally room for two.)
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The guy who writes you 365 letters everyday for a year and when you show up engaged, brings you out in a rowboat to a river of swans.
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The man who falls in love with a perfect stranger that he's never met, never seen and doesn't know anything about. At all.
Well, actually, we've seen that show Catfish. Maybe this guy does exist... (Looking at you, Manti Te'o.)
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The guy who says things like, "As you wish!" and "I will always come for you," then safely leads you through something called a "fire swamp," which is filled with quicksand and rodents of an unusual size.
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