I was and am so very stoked about all of these things.

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The BuzzFeed Headline Generator was the final and perfect step in an adventure that began when McSweeneys "suggested" some stories for us and we took them up on it.

Secretly, this headline generator is the source of every post I've written for BuzzFeed in the last three months.

It's hard work, but someone's got to do it.

One of my first BuzzFeed posts was If Mad Men Was Mad Dogs, posted during my trial weekend back in April!

It (+ my utterly charming personality) worked!

Sorry Jack, Lil Bub is absolutely number one in my heart.