Merry Christmas from Kevin Smith.
The writer-director-podcaster appeared during a long, laid back segment on the Dec. 25 edition of Good Day LA, where he riffed on his dogs' digestive issues and his career future.
Right off the bat, Smith explained how his longtime friend and collaborator Jason Mewes gave his dogs treats for Christmas -- which ended up being less than a generous gift.
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"Didn't sit right with the dogs at all. Lilly, one of our dogs, the brown lab, lived up to her brown title," Smith explained. "We call her Pooey, today, totally pooey. The bathroom floor, is white marble, just looks like a Jackson Pollack painting, man ... it's coming out of both ends of the dogs ... I had to trek through the bathroom -- it looks like Calcutta."
On staying young: "I wake and bake," Smith offered. And on the legalization of marijuana: "The moment Colorado passed that vote, we scheduled a potcast."
As for the important business, Smith reiterated that his planned hockey movie, Hit Somebody, will be a six-part miniseries. As such, he's hoping to making Clerks III for 2014, to mark the 20th anniversary of his first film. And, he'd be happy to make it for the same $28,000 as he made that first black-and-white, convenience-store set film, if he could convince his co-stars to work for free in exchange for a cut of the back end.
