Who knew hedgehogs were such gurus of garb? Do as they do, not as they say.
Check yourself in the mirror before you leave the house, and take off one accessory.
"Mirror, mirror on the floor,
Who's the one that you adore?
Just don't tell me it's Melissa,
because she dresses like a whore."
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Theme parties are fun! Don't over-do it.
"This is the last frat party I ever go to. Y'all are the worst."
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Less isn't always more when it comes to clothing.
"Try this on for size, stock photos! Who's sexy now??"
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Wear shoes that are appropriate for the occasion.
Fact: hedgehogs should be used as shoe fresheners. Keeps you smellin' like a fresh garden all day long.
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