When these things happen, it makes me want to remove my eyeballs with a grapefruit spoon.
Disclaimer: I don't hate everything about brunch. Like, the fact that it's OK to eat a burger and pancakes and a doughnut in the same meal should not be undersold.
But so much about brunch sucks really, really hard. For example...
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When you're the first to arrive and it's awkward.
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When people take forever to decide what they want.
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When everything on the menu has to tell you how special it is.
Do not need to know that this artisanal bacon was smoked over a fire fueled by reclaimed barn wood and hand-tended by a farmer with a PhD in semiotics.
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