A new year is upon us, meaning it's time to find NEW ways to be ironically fashionable. Update your closet with this handy trend guide.
Trend to retire: Navajo print.
These aren't really sweaters as much as huge carpets with arm holes. Navajo print was a fun flash in the pan, but it was never meant to be a long-term commitment, like colored pants or tee-shirts. Now that it's had its moment, navajo print seems best used on a couch throw, not a sweater coat. Let's let navajo prints return to their God-given duty: separating cats from no-cat furniture.
Instead try: dark/moody florals.
The Cut turned me onto this trend. Finally you can wear flowers in the winter without looking like a person who is obnoxiously cheerful about long periods of cold, depressing weather.
They even make it for bros! Isn't this a really an interesting alternative to plaid???!!!!
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Trend to retire: feather accessories.
Kidding! No one really goes around like this outside of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! I'm more concerned with...
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