I like useful tech toys as much as the next human, but sometimes I'm also like, “I know how to take care of mySELF, engineers!” You know? Here are some gadgets you shouldn't need if you're a grownup.

Smart Shopper Electronic Grocery List

This voice recorder-based shopping list printer (I'm sure it has PERFECT hearing) feels like something Disney would have put in a Zenon movie to seem futuristic, and everyone watching would have been like, "I really doubt we'll ever use something like that stupid."

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Toothpaste Squeezing Devices

Lip-shaped or otherwise, tube squeezers are only acceptable in cases where the users have two hooks for hands. (And even then it wouldn't work, would it?) In which case I'm really sorry to hear about the accident.

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Non-Ice Ice Cubes

"Why do you have rocks in your whiskey, you big dummy?" That is what people would say to you if you used these. Plastic ones are hardly better. Melting ice is the earth's natural punishment for drinking one's beverage too slowly.

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