Omnishambles. Let's talk about it.
Noun
omnishambles (uncountable)
A situation which is shambolic from every possible angle.
Via: bbc.co.uk
Omnishambles origin:
This guy. Malcolm Tucker, from the British political satire The Thick Of It.
Source: media.au.timeout.com
For example:
"Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, you are the fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up."
—Malcolm Tucker to Nicola Murray, "Series 3, Episode 1," The Thick of It.
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