37 Reasons Why Thanksgiving Sucks

We all have something to be grateful for, but it's not gross food.

First of all, if turkey was actually good, we'd make it all year round

First of all, if turkey was actually good, we'd make it all year round

It's basically just gross chicken that's more of a pain in the butt to cook.

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Seriously, the food is basically the same as from the 1800s, why would you think it would be good?

Seriously, the food is basically the same as from the 1800s, why would you think it would be good?

It's not like we wash it down with some mutton and meade.

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Pumpkin pie isn't even really a dessert, it's like a vegetable masquerading as a pie

Pumpkin pie isn't even really a dessert, it's like a vegetable masquerading as a pie

If pumpkin pie were actually a good dessert and not a niche holiday item, we'd eat it all year round.

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Guess what? Stuffing is just gross meatbread.

Guess what? Stuffing is just gross meatbread.

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