After months of careful deliberation, here are the official rankings, judged on the grounds of believability, badassness, dance moves, and foreign policy.
Billy Bob Thornton in "Love Actually"
He was the British caricature of a U.S. president: bold, arrogant, and horny.
Via: hotflick.net
Luke Wilson in "Idiocracy"
He lied to us about AT&T's cell phone coverage. Never forget.
Via: img-w.zeebox.com
Mark Harmon in "Chasing Liberty"
Real Presidents comb their hair.
Alan Alda in "Canadian Bacon"
His incompetency nearly started a nuclear war with Canada.
Via: blog.blockbuster.com