Etsy sellers can always tell exactly what this nation needs. And right now what we need is a crocheted Mitt Romney yarmulke and Paul Ryan's face on a marshmallow.
Some crafts transcend party lines, like this portrait of "Kitt Romney" and "Bark Obama":
You're welcome for single-handedly finishing your Christmas shopping for you already. Buy this at FullFrogMoon.
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Many are candidate-specific. Like these "Baracas":
Buy these from Baracas2012, instantly alienate your friends and neighbors (regardless of party affiliation) with your incessant rattling.
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Romney yarmulke:
Buy this from gsager. Actually buy enough for every guest at your niece's upcoming Bat Mitzvah.
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A print of Obama riding a lion:
The wall art that's sure to offend and puzzle your guests. From sharpwriter.
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