From El Paso to Alderan.

Let El Paso secede from Texas and become part of New Mexico.

Via: petitions.whitehouse.gov

Let Canada secede from the United States.

Via: petitions.whitehouse.gov

Let Alderan secede from the Galatic Republic.

Via: petitions.whitehouse.gov

Have the President attend a Fark.com party.

Via: petitions.whitehouse.gov

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