The Hot Tug is a hot tub/boat made in the Netherlands, and it's the ultimate pick up artist tool.

So it starts out my buddy Dave (who goes by Hammer) and I go out sarging some daygame.

Hammer is pronounced like "Miami Vice" composer Jan Hammer. He's my wingman.

Hammer and I spot a 2set (twosome) of HB8s (hot babe level 8).

We motor our tub over to approach. I've got my opener ready.
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