Contortionists On The Subway Tops The Morning Links

When taking public transit, it helps to be flexible. Also, celebrate getting through Monday with some vodka cocktails and NBA players who need a style intervention.

Did you know American Airlines had seats that weren't bolted to the floor? Laugh instead of crying in terror with Conan. - [TeamCoco]

What if Looper had been a 90s Disney movie instead? - [Flavorwire]

The best way to find alien life might be to look for their hippie solar power plants. - [TheAtlantic]

Uggghhhhh, Monday. Bribe yourself through the day by promising to make these vodka cocktails after work. - [Cosmopolitan]

A wedding turned into a brawl when dozens of guests broke into a fight, leaving the bride's uncle dead. - [NBC]

One war correspondant wasn't going to let anything like giving birth slow her down. Pumping breast milk in Burma? On it. - [TheDailyBeast]

"Asian Jim Halpert" is the funniest thing The Office has done in years. - [Uproxx]

6 NBA players who need an intervention from the fashion police. - [BleacherReport]

Mmmmm, arsenic. It's what's for dinner! - [Salon]

Headline Story: Click through for 10 more feats of insane public contortion! (Slightly NSFW) - [Oddee]