I looked everywhere, and these might be the worst texting tips I've ever seen. DO NOT DO THESE THINGS.
Text "Hey good lookin' what's cookin'?"
Is there any such thing as an oldie-but-goodie in interpersonal communication? Besides, like, "Hello, how are you?" "Have a good night"? There will be no folksy rhyming allowed, going forward. Not with people who don't know you well enough to love you anyway.
Via: seventeen.com
Use fill-in-the-blank texting apps like "How To Text a Girl."
Here is a guideline: if the thing you've typed could also be uttered by a) an overeager manager at an office team building retreat or b) a serial killer trying to lure you out of your apartment in the dark, don't text that thing.
Via: itunes.apple.com
Text "Do you like someone?"
I guess you can text this if you've encountered no physical evidence of puberty on your person as of this time.
Via: wikihow.com
Make "a joke."
There is nothing wrong with making actual jokes, but there is nothing worse than saying things that aren't jokes while clearly expressing the belief that they are jokes. An example of something that isn't a joke: telling someone that you will bring a snack to a party, and that you would find it enjoyable if, at that party, that person is humorous.
Via: seventeen.com
