It's okay. These little tricks will help you become the highly advanced human you've always dreamed of being.
You're Doing It Wrong: The BLT
THERE IS NOT BACON IN EVERY BITE.
Source: myrecipes.com
The Right Way to Make a BLT:
Basketweave that bacon.
You're Doing It Wrong: Boiling Eggs
The Right Way to Boil Eggs:
Add one teaspoon of baking soda. It'll make the shell come off effortlessly.