From baby toupees to marionettes, check out these ten ridiculous parenting products that you can actually purchase. Why anyone would want to is beyond us.
Baby Perfume AKA "Wha-?"
Hello Kitty apparently thought that it was necessary to obliterate the intoxicatingly awesome smell of baby with fruit and food-flavored scents.
Baby Bangs AKA "Baby Lace Front"
Character Inflatable Potty Seat AKA "Scary Blue Poop Eating Monster"
Want to traumatize your child? Tell them to sit on the face of this creepy blue monster and take a dump... And wouldn't you, realistically, be using your mouth to blow this up each use? Ew.
Bathroom Baby Harness AKA "The Baby Germ Catcher"
Call me a germaphobe, but wouldn't the back of the bathroom door be one of the dirtiest places to put your kid?
