The Meow-a-days storefront on Etsy offers “mature” handmade toys for your cat. I want to say that this might be a case of “just because you can crochet it doesn't mean that you should,” but I'll leave the final judgment to you guys.
So, these things exist.
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You can play with your cat this way, I guess.
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The yellow stuff is supposed to be undigested corn.
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Kitty will love it.
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