Small in stature, but big on attitude.
Snowball, aka “Puppybutt” aka “Barky McBarkington”
Snowball claims to be a purebred Maltese, although no one has ever seen his papers. When he’s not prancing around the house like flippin’ Little Lord Fauntleroy, he can be found barking at absolutely nothing.
Larry the Long-haired Dachshund
Larry rose to household prominence after a much-deserved surprise attack on the resident cat. His love of leg-humping has generated more than 30 nicknames, many of them phallic in nature.
George IV, Purebred King Charles Caviler
English gentleman he is not. Leaving a trail of broken hearts and illegitimate puppies, George leads a true caviler lifestyle. He wouldn’t think twice about claiming your bed, couch, or vintage Air Jordan’s as his own.
Marcel Marceau, Miniature Poodle
Marcel lives up to his title of second-most intelligent dog breed. He’ll not only trick you into letting him sit in the leather chair while you curl up on the rug, but also have you believing picking up his crap is an honor.
