Things Katie Holmes Is Free To Do Now Tops The Morning Links

Retail therapy and real therapy, among other things. Also, the CDC issues a warning about weddings and Katy Perry's clothes are dangerous.

An anonymous source aka Tom Cruise's PR team, leaked a story that Cruise is totally cool with this divorce because he was shacking up with his Oblivion co-star. - [TheSuperficial]

The Freech report finds damning evidence pointing to a huge cover-up of Sandusky's behavior by Penn State staff. - [SportsIllustrated]

The Center For Disease Control has issued anew survival guide...for weddings. What? - [HLN]

Obama's half-brother is going to make his film debut in an anti-Obama documentary because reasons. - [Current]

20-year-old Kate Upton swears she's not illegally drinking beer at this baseball game. It's just...um...sudsy water? - [TMZ]

Batman could be the first comic book movie to get an Oscar. Let's hope Hollywood is feeling more Return of the King and less Star Wars this year. - [Fox]

Man, fishing is so relaxing...lajslkdfj;sakj SHARK STOLE MY FISH! - [DailyMail]

Target is refusing to sell Frank Ocean's new album, swears it has nothing to do with his sexuality. - [HuffingtonPost]

Katy Perry's concert ensembles are so dangerous her insurance won't cover them anymore. Lady Gaga must be seething with jealousy. - [NYPost]

Headline Story:Oh the places you'll go (now that you're free from Scientology) Katie Holmes! - [TheFrisky]