Please take a minute out of your day to watch this very, very important video.
If for any reason you need an explanation, here's what YouTuber bard55 had to say:
I'll break down to you exactly what happened, a play-by-play account. I came home, unbelievably intoxicated, I mean beyond drunk. I couldn't even, let's say, upload a video to Youtube. Then I walked upstairs and spotted in the hallway a video camera atop a tripod, pointed toward the floor. I had no choice. The only viable move was for me to start singing Kiss From a Rose to my cat, who I am very clearly abusing physically. That's the basic gist of it, hope I managed to clear things up a bit.
"I was just doing God's work" would have also sufficed.
Via: videogum.com