Leave it to the French to host the most brilliantly outlandish fashion shows in the world. Here's a look at what some designers want men to wear in the spring of 2013, hot off the Paris Men's Fashion Week runways.
These collapsable trash cans.
Or are they latex-coated male model-sized slinkies? They're probably not ideal for bustling metropolitan settings like New York, but at least if you were feeling fat one day, these are awfully forgiving.
Thom Browne.
Image by FRANCOIS GUILLOT / Getty Images
Thom Browne.
Image by FRANCOIS GUILLOT / Getty Images
These sparkly fuzzy pants and silver body paint.
I don't know why you'd picnic in anything else, really.
Thom Browne.
Image by FRANCOIS GUILLOT / Getty Images
One of the rare instances wearing the same thing as your friend is an aesthetically fantastic choice.
Thom Browne.
Image by FRANCOIS GUILLOT / Getty Images
