Last week, the Boy Scouts of America announced that after completing a 2 year study, they would be upholding their ban on gays. Damn straight. Makes sense to me. Here's why.
First off, kids will start posing like this.
AHHHHHHHH
And even worse, like this.
NOOOOOOOOOO
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Boy Scouts will be so confused they'll start making out with statues.
STATUES!
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And ride SEALS.
SEALS!
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