BAM! POW! Also, one shock rocker is ready to have kids and Chick-Fil-A is completely proud of their anti-gay stance.
Hey England, France will take back those stolen Crown Jewels any time you want to return them...jerks. - [TheAtlanticWire]
Marilyn Manson wants a kid. Rumor has it he's pretty boring behind closed doors so everyone calm down. - [TheSuperficial]
Don't worry you guys, everyone knows about these 3 dark secrets you have, because they have them too. - [Cracked]
Chick-Fil-A president responds to critisism of company's anti-gay stance with a smarmy, "Guilty as charged." - [HuffingtonPost]
Liar, liar, pants on fire. - [BleacherReport]
How much does the average American spend on on beer? Lawn care? Dollar store items? Pet Halloween costumes? - [MentalFloss]
Prepare to showcase your Emmy snub outrage with these appropriate GIFS. - [Uproxx]