If you are wearing anything that is not these things, you may not be living your best life right now. (With thanks to Peggy , who is essentially the world's expert on this important topic).
This Grizzly Bear Sleeping Bag
So you can sleep comfortably after a long, satisfying day of frightening people in the woods.
Source: eikoishizawa.com
This Silver Plated Adjustable Cat Ring With Blue Zirconia Eyes
So you can show people that you are the kind of person who can handle anything.
Source: etsy.com
This Shark Attack Sleeping Bag
So you can sleep with the fishes.
Source: patchtogether.com
These Glorious Monster Hoodies
So you can (a) be the coolest person in your group of friends, and (b) pretend to bite people with your elbows, which is essentially the same as (a).
Via: mouthman.com
